I go to bars by myself. Call me crazy but sometime I just want a beer outside of my house. I was sitting there sipping on my malty beverage when the older, rather plus sized lady sitting next to me gives me the 'please hit on me' look. I looked over and smiled, turned back around and continued to nurse my beer. I went outside for a couple minutes and when I came back and sat down, she gave me the same look and asked "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
I moved quickly to the other side of the bar.
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